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Is Michael Eyeing Another Prime Chance To Screw His Party? Perpetual butt of late night talk shows and even-later night scandals involving lesbian bondage clubs, big pimpin’ RNC Chairman Michael Steele has finally stepped up and taken responsibility for the Republican Party’s reckless, sexytime spending sprees at various, upscale lezzy S&M clubs, if by “stepping […] Frustrated over the excruciatingly slow, molasses-like pace of financial reform in the Senate, courtesy of the Grand Obstructionist Party’s reluctance to so much as even open debate (it only took three separate tries!) or move forward in any way, shape, or form (progress is evil!), sweet talkin’ senate majority leader “Dirty” Harry Reid blasted the […] George Rekers & His Favorite Rent-A-Boy! Another day, another viciously anti-gay wingnut caught doing outrageously gayish things under not-the-least-bit sketchy circumstances. Like the 100% heterosexual leader of the Christian right, Baptist Minister George Alan Rekers, being photographed at the Miami Airport with the hot piece of man tail he hired to help “handle his bags” on an […] Young Eagles: Higher They Soar, Farther They Fall Hellooooooo Eagles! By now I’m sure you’ve heard of America’s favorite fowl-named, RNC-created group for the young, spry offspring of mega-rich oil barons and banking moguls, the “Young Eagles,” thanks to their recent late-night “fundraiser” featuring women slaves in dog collars doing lesbiany things to each other […] Yo, yo America, it’s your big pimpin’, off-the-hook RNC Chairman of youth, Michael Steele comin’ at ya live after this not-so-fly week involving me, some GOP peeps, and a couple stacks of Benjies bein’ tossed around some bondage-themed Lezzy clubs. Holla back y’all! Well, turns out not everyone in the hip hop Grand Old Party of […] Forgotten hairball Rod Blagojevich really wanted to go to the Costa Rican jungle to eat bugs with his lovely wife Patti on the hit short-lived reality show “I’m a Celebrity … Get me Out of Here!” but some stupid federal judge wouldn’t let him just because he tried to sell a friggin’ golden senate seat […] Move over Tony Soprano! Two mayors, two state assemblymen, five rabbis and basically every powerful person from the lovely state of New Jersey has been arrested in a sweeping FBI corruption and money laundering probe for basically turning the Garden State into a one-stop criminal enterprise. Oy! The sordid two-year corruption and international money-laundering scandal stretching […] The state of Illinois is working hard to clean up its reputation as a teeming cesspool of corrupt politicians and dumpy quarterbacks with one-syllable names starting with the letter R. On the same day that insane, Lego-haired former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was handed a 19-count indictment on charges he engaged in a “wide-ranging scheme to […] In case you haven’t gotten enough of insane governor Rod Blagojevich’s awkward road tour across America, fear not, because the freak-show express has come back home. Yes, Illinois’ own hero governor returns to bravely face lawmakers on the last of his three-day impeachment trial to deliver his closing remarks in a stunning senate showdown. A surprising departure […] |
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