America’s most famous Dick crawled out from his dank shelter 50ft beneath the Earth’s surface, braving both air and sunlight, to grace the simple, unsuspecting carbon-based life forms above with dire warnings and apocalyptic visions about his favorite subjects: war and terror.

And also to celebrate his other crowning achievement while in office, the two-year anniversary […]

Well, well is this anyway to spend a vacation? Suddenly Mr. President of slacking thinks it’s just fine to eat snow cones and spend time with his family while the rest of us losers are left freezing, bored, and terrified that the only thing separating us from fiery death 20,000ft above ground isn’t our top […]

Oh, hahahaha, look America, it’s everyone’s favorite beer peddling spokesman of hope, “Commander in Cheer” President Barack Hussein Obama. He certainly seems to be enjoying his time ruining America as its first socialist Muslim terrorist president from Kenya.

Wonder what he’s laughing at? Perhaps the fact that when this terrible millennium began just a mere ten […]