Ding-ding-ding, we’ve got a winner! It took a few casualties along the way (need I even mention that god-awful town-hall debate?) but the final presidential showdown kept its promise and delivered a clear-cut victor: Joe the Plumber!!

Yes, ladies and gents, Joe the Plumber, hands down beat both McCain and Obama to emerge as the clear […]

Things are not looking so hot for John McCain. On the eve of the final presidential debate between the two candidates, smooth-talking hipster Barry Obama has opened up a whopping 14 point lead over that other candidate of change, Johnny “My Friends” McCain.

There is no doubt that for both candidates, tonight’s final debate looms large. […]

Rep. Tim Mahoney And The Woman/Thing He Was Banging

Sex scandals do not discriminate. That’s right. As long as you happen to be a politician from the state of Florida, you are fair game. I don’t know what it is, either. Maybe it’s the hot, steamy weather, round juicy oranges, or disproportionate number of old people […]

John McCain may be down, but he is certainly not out. No sir-ee, not by a long shot.

Despite steadily trailing Obama in almost every national poll for the last month or so, McCain is vowing to bring out the big guns for the final presidential showdown on Wednesday night. And we’re not talking BB guns […]

These Palin’s Don’t Play

An investigative report released by the Alaskan legislature on Friday reveals that homegrown vixen governor Sarah Palin is more than just a pretty face, she is apparently a power-abusing crook too.

This self-described maverick doesn’t need to be part of the Washington elite to be in the center of an abuse of power […]

Another day, another brutally boring presidential debate. No major gaffes, no riveting answers, not even a clear-cut winner. If you put the debate on a spectrum, last night’s snoozefest falls as close to the Debbie Downer side as you’d ever want to go. It was so bad, in fact, that we actually started […]

The goody-two shoes Republican party is attempting to prove that some of Obama’s record-shattering $458 million campaign fund is coming from illegal sources. Ooooooh, dirty money. Sounds sexy!

The GOP is asking the Federal Election Commission to look into allegations that Mr. squeaky clean Obama is actually taking in money from some less-than-scrupulous sources. Because […]

With Election Day just a month away, the McCain-Palin trainwreck, er ticket, announced an aggressive new strategy for the last few weeks of the campaign.

Their brilliant new plan? Show the voters that while Barack Obama is busy “palling around with terrorists” McCain has been working hard to craft real solutions to the most pressing issues […]

When we heard that Alaskan GILF Sarah Palin was “annoyed” at the way Katie Couric interviewed her on CBS last week, we figured it had something to do with her inability to formulate a coherent answer to even the most seemingly straightforward question.

Perhaps Palin was annoyed at the fact that she came across […]