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A "Jewish Problem?" Please, Not For Mr. Baruch Obama!

Baruch Being A Good Jew At The Wailing Wall In Jerusalem

He Loves America And Israel, Too!

Looks like we’ll need to find another group to blame now that the Jews are off the hook.Barack Hussein Obama’s so-called “Jewish problem”–you know, the one the media predicted would cost him the elderly Jewish Mecca of Florida and as […]

Sen. Stevens Fall From Grace Pins Dems Hopes On Diaper Wearing Comedian Named Al

Aw, Shucks!

Alaska voters have finally given the boot to senatorial fossil Ted Stevens and instead elected the first Democrat to represent Alaska in Congress in nearly three decades.

After a grueling two-week-long process of counting nearly 90,000 absentee and early votes from across Alaska, Democratic Anchorage Mayor Mark Begich was finally able to unseat one of […]

Brazilian Stock Broker Prefers Death Over Market Reality

Don’t worry, America, things have pretty much gone to hell for Brazil’s stock market, too.

It’s gotten so bad in fact that one distraught Brazilian trader shot himself in the chest in the middle of Sao Paulo’s commodities and futures exchange pit.

Talk about a rough day at work.

Paulo Sergio Silva, 36, a trader for Brazilian banking […]

Will Bill’s Antics Be Hillary’s Undoing (Yet Again)?

The Lady Accepts–Or Does She?

While us slouches here in the U.S. media were apparently twiddling our thumbs, our overseas source for breaking U.S. political news, the Guardian, was busy getting the scoop on America’s fave scorned heroine (now that that hussy Sarah Palin’s finally gone back to Siberia or wherever the hell she’s from).Are you […]

Barack Obama Urges White House To Move Beyond Snail Mail And Hieroglyphics

What On Earth Are Those Weird Metal Boxes With Tubes Coming Out Of Them?

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize the highest ranking government officials in this country still use stone-age level technology.

I guess when you live in the most technologically advanced nation in the world, you just kind of assume that the people in charge […]

No Country For Old Men?

Well look at Mr. Perfect over here.

Not only does Obama gracefully withstand his opponents’ unfounded attacks on his record, patriotism, faith, character, and anything else they could muster to coolly crush the old man’s White House hopes, but now he takes his “Jesus Act” one step further and extends a peace offering to his […]

Hey, Since When Are Men More Qualified To Be Secretaries Than Women?

So it appears the weirdly uncomfortable Obama-Clinton-Richardson trio from the primaries has once again reared its ugly head.

It all started when Gov. Richardson spit on Hillary (and Bill’s!) faces by endorsing that nightmarish fairy tale Barack Obama for President, even though the Clinton’s basically put his ass on the map by giving him that plum […]

Keep Friends Close And Enemies Closer

Aw, Hill, He’ll Make It Up To You!

Is Barack Obama really about to tempt fate and commit the ultimate act of self-sabotage by appointing arch rival and estrogen-charged thorn-in-his-side Hillary Rodham Clinton as his trusted Secretary of State?

No one knows for sure. But the rumors are swirling.

And with 31 of the 47 people already named […]

McCain Agrees To Help Saxby Chambliss Lose Election In Georgia

At long last, the moment you’ve been waiting for: John McCain is back on the campaign trail!

Sure we all watched Johnny ham it up on the Tonight Show, laughing like a little girl about how he wasted the last two years of his life, compromised his integrity, all but ruined his reputation, picked some lunatic […]

Senate Race Tightens, As Alaskans Finally Realize The Internet May Be More Than "A Series Of Tubes"

“The Internet Is A Series Of Tubes!”
-Sen. Ted Stevens

The good people of Alaska have outdone themselves again. As if letting us borrow that gem of a governor wasn’t enough, the fine citizens of Alaska remind us once again why they represent the very best that America has to offer.

Democratic Anchorage Mayor Mark Begich has taken […]

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