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Proving Meek Is Better Than Racist, Dems Accept Roland "No-Taint" Burris In Senate

Temper Tantrums Aren’t Just For Kids Anymore!

Diminutive hurricane Roland “Not-Tainted” Burris steamrolled past Democratic lawmakers vowing to block his senate appointment by becoming even more of an annoying distraction than the mop-topped crime boss governor who appointed him.
After initially being refused senate entry and left to melt in the pouring rain, Burris kicked and screamed […]

All The President’s Men

Let’s Do Lunch!

On Wednesday, departing President George W. Bush and President-elect Barack Obama will sit down for a meeting in the Oval Office (oooh, fancy!) before joining the three living former presidents, Bill Clinton, George H.W. Bush and Jimmy Carter for a historic, if not occasionally awkward lunch.

The gathering, less than two weeks before […]

Stealing $50 Billion Doesn’t Make You Bad, It Makes You B.M.!

Mr. B.M. Himself!

Professional sleazebag Bernard Madoff returned to court Monday so a federal judge could hear why government prosecutors now think his earlier agreed upon bail terms of luxury home confinement should be revoked in favor of some nice steel bars and striped suits.

The Ponzi-scheming and possibly soulless fraudster is being accused of violating his […]

The Trouble With Money

Not You Too, Papa Bear!

Uh-oh. After coming close, the dreaded “pay-to-play” virus has finally disrupted Barack Obama’s buttery smooth Cabinet process, this time infecting commerce secretary designate “Papa Bear” Bill Richardson, who was forced to withdraw his nomination amid a grand jury investigation into the typical “I give you lots of money, you give me […]

The Bush Admin’s Brilliant Solution To Mideast Crisis: Let Obama Deal With It!

“I Will Dial Numbers With All My Might”

With a mounting crisis in Gaza and less than three weeks in office, still?-president George W. Bush continued to awe and inspire America and the world with his unique brand of pragmatism and foresight.

Aides to President Bush insisted the president was working hard to achieve a “durable and […]

AirTran Offers Apology For Its No Muslim Policy

AirTran’s Family Of Terrorists?

AirTran Airways officially issued an apology on Friday for booting a Muslim family off a plane for being, well, Muslim.

The families of Atif Irfan, a tax attorney, and his brother Kashif Irfan, an anesthesiologist, along with their three small children, sister, and suspiciously Muslim friend were politely “escorted” off a flight in […]

The Only Way To Go Is Up!

Happy New Year!

2008 is so last year. Time for 2009, baby!

But before we officially set the Bush-leaves-office countdown to 19 days, let’s take a look back at the wild, roller-coaster ride that was 2008.

It was a year of contrasts…Black. White. Old. Young. Hope. Fear. Maverick. Messiah. Hype. History.

And extremes…Wall-street meltdowns. Collapsing markets. Toxic mortgages. […]