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Ugh. God, you people are wearing Barry out! Can’t a guy get one day where he can just chill and eat hamburgers and not have to listen to boring meetings about fiscal policy, health care reform or a Supreme Court nominee breaking their ankle in a freak accident called klutziness at LaGuardia airport? Between that crazy […] Whoa, Easy There Barry! Republican Sen. Charles Ernest “Chuck” Grassley has had enough of Barack Obama’s diplomatic traipses across the Mideast and Europe, talking to Muslims and visiting concentration camps. Who does Obama think he is, galavanting around the world while telling lawmakers it’s time to deliver on health care!? The nerve of that man. The nerve! So […] Thanks to former Alaskan senator and convicted felon Ted Stevens, you no doubt now know the Internet is not a big truck or something you just dump things on but a series of tubes. Obviously. Well now it’s up to another tech-savvy Republican, newly unemployed Minnesota Sen. Norm Coleman to teach us ignorant Americans a few […] Watch out heteros, America is going to hell and quick! In case you missed the rainbow parade, the nation’s moral freefall into homosinuality quickened Wednesday night when Democratic (duh) Governor John Lynch signed legislation legalizing gay marriage in New Hampshire (gasp!). So thanks New Hampshire for arriving fashionably late to the same-sex party already attended by […] For all the bitching and moaning about Guantanamo Bay, you would think the place is some nightmarish detention center instead of the luxury spa retreat it really is. It’s soooo nice and relaxing in fact that some lucky inhabitants will do just about anything to stay. Like 31-year-old Muhammad Ahmad Abdallah Salih who loved the place […] Omg. Bleeding heart liberal Dick Cheney (yes that Dick Cheney) may be no-nonsense on national security, but when it comes to matters of the heart, he’s as soft as they come. After all, he’s a family man first and a demented prophet of doom second. And he for one knows that gays, while slightly repulsive and […] Like most 101-year-olds, General Motors has been plagued by a number of health problems for the past, oh I don’t know, two decades or so. You see much like people, time is not always kind to those centenarians among us, whether human or corporate. And GM is no exception. Crippling health care costs, deteriorating vision, […] |
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