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Teabaggers Launch Brilliant Counter BUYcott To Show Their Support For Aryanzona's New 'Bye, Bye Brown People' Law

Over the weekend, obese, greasy-haired, middle-aged white men, Ben Franklin-dressed human bags o’ caffeinated herbs ‘n spice, and assorted other ‘Jesus Saves’ t-shirt wearing, toothless patriots of freedom descended on glorious Aryanzona to show support for the state’s new Nazi immigration law, SB-1070, prohibiting brown people from sullying their beautiful parched landscape, by even so […]

Faux Teabaggers: All The Flavor, None Of The Jittery Rage

Wow, imagine the fun it would be if a bunch of arugula eating liberals and other ivy league educated types used their elitist brains to infiltrate a Tea Party and capture the true essence of the ‘bagger (fat ‘n pale?) in all its misspelled messages of hate (white or bust!), fear (taxes ‘n queers), anger […]

The Thinking Majority Give Tax Day Thanks, While The Other 5% Brew Tea & Carry Misspelled Signs

Except when in the process of getting teabagged, we presume??

But beyond that, turns out these loyal ‘baggers would also rather pay exorbitant Bush-era taxes and give the evil government more money, than get to keep their hard-earned money and have a black man to thank for their flusher-than-usual wallets.

Of course, to the other 95% […]

Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut, Sometimes You Just Pretend

Much like bullsh*tting a bullsh*tter, outcrazying the certifiably insane group o’ herb ‘n spice enthusiasts known as Teabaggers, is no simple task!

But, in order to look like a teabagger, one must act like a teabagger. Which usually involves some combination of morbidly obese middle aged white men with bad hygiene and greasy mullets, […]

These 'Baggers Are So Crazy, Not Even Fox News Is Sippin' Their Tea!

Just One Question: What The Hell’s An Allien?

OMG, say it ain’t so, please say it ain’t so! Not America’s favoritest Fox News, the news patriots, freedom lovers, and connoisseurs of Earl Grey, English Breakfast, and even the suspiciously Muslimy sounding Darjeeling, depend on to bring them the fair and balanced truth, without […]

Sarah Palin Knows We Need Constitutional Shredders, Not Scholars, As President Of America

It is no secret the Tea Party movement and its loyal herb ‘n spice obsessed ‘baggers live, breathe, and procreate solely for the Constitution of the United States.

In fact, the teabaggers’ undying affection for our nation’s founding charter is soooooo strong, that the very constitution of their entire movement is strict adherence to and devoted […]

New Poll Shows Majority Of Republicans As Crazy As Their Leaders!

As Obama Derangement Syndrome–the disease where otherwise normal people are transformed into rabid, Hitler-waving lunatics who harass and throw crumpled dollar bills at defenseless old men with Parkinsons all because a semi-black man occupies the White House–continues to infect Teabaggers, the entire Republican Party, and other unstable nutjobs posing as patriots, a disturbing new Harris […]

Teabaggers Know Obama 'Bin' Pretendin' To Be American 'Agin'!

You may think Teabaggers are nothing more than ignorant, gun-crazed Grand KKK Wizards with nothing better to do than intimidate old people at peaceful health care town hall debates, and pretend to go into cardiac arrest outside of Senate offices because they love freedom but hate black presidents who try to give them more health […]

GOP’s Insane Billboards Of Hate Coming To A Highway Near You!

Remember that crazy Cartoon Network fundraising PowerPoint the Republicans used to patronize prospective donors while begging for their loose change as part of the brilliant GOP strategy of simultaneously insulting and scaring the shit out of the American people?

Of course you don’t, since apparently no Republicans remember it either, preferring instead to pretend the hideous […]

The Sweet Freedom Of Idiocy Never Tasted So Good

It’s no secret the loyal birthers, secessionists, constitutionalists, and Dick (Cheney) Heads attending Woodstock for Wingnuts, 2010’s Conservative Political Action Conference, love freedom. So much in fact that there’s nothing they’d rather do than suck the sweet nectar of liberty from Robert E. Lee’s slave-lovin’ teet.

Freedom is everything to them! Freedom from oppression at the […]

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