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How Low Can It Go? Yeah, it’s that bad. With unemployment on the rise and blue-chip stocks selling for less than most bargain bin items at the local dollar store, the U.S. economy seems to be sinking faster than the Republican party. Or “falling off a cliff” if you prefer billionaire investor Warren Buffet’s rosy assessment of the […] Blinded By Science! In keeping with his campaign promise to make scientific decisions based on fact, not faith, President Barack Obama lifted the Bush administration’s strict limits on human embryonic research. Obama’s reversal of Bush limits on federally funded stem cell research seeks to rescue America from the scientific dark ages and reclaim its rightful position at […] America’s favorite colorful community of sin once again attempted to destroy the moral fabric of society by becoming equal citizens under the law. The nerve! The pesky homosexuals, who continue to believe the Constitution applies to them, argued before the California Supreme Court on Thursday to overturn Prop 8, the Mormon church funded, voter-approved gay marriage […] The latest wrinkle in Comrade Barry’s plot to turn America into mother Russia revealed itself in the form of a secret letter to none other than Russian President Dmitri A. Medvedev. Obama’s letter, hand-delivered into the heart of darkness by top administration officials three weeks ago, was actually a reply to the one sent by […] Ca-ching! Since selling that senate seat didn’t really pan out, forgotten hairball Rod Blagojevich is finally cashing in with a new six-figure deal for his tell-all book “exposing the dark side of politics.” Phoenix Books has agreed to pay Blago a cool $100,000 to pen his thrilling tale The Governor even though it will “reveal information […] Rush Vs. Steele Right-wing radio czar and de facto leader of conservative cretins everywhere, Rush Limbaugh is not someone you want to mess with. Unfortunately, RNC Chairman Michael Steele must have missed the memo. Apparently, Mr. Steele was so busy attracting the nation’s youth with his off-the-hook self that he forgot the single most important Republican commandment, […] |
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