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Two of the leading conservative minds in the country, former half-term governor Sarah Palin and current full term nutjob Michele Bachmann, descended on the Land o’ Lakes to dazzle the crowds with their intellectual prowess, and remind America why two heads are better than one, especially when whatever they’re lacking in brains, is more than […] Young Eagles: Higher They Soar, Farther They Fall Hellooooooo Eagles! By now I’m sure you’ve heard of America’s favorite fowl-named, RNC-created group for the young, spry offspring of mega-rich oil barons and banking moguls, the “Young Eagles,” thanks to their recent late-night “fundraiser” featuring women slaves in dog collars doing lesbiany things to each other […] Yo, yo America, it’s your big pimpin’, off-the-hook RNC Chairman of youth, Michael Steele comin’ at ya live after this not-so-fly week involving me, some GOP peeps, and a couple stacks of Benjies bein’ tossed around some bondage-themed Lezzy clubs. Holla back y’all! Well, turns out not everyone in the hip hop Grand Old Party of […] Oh no-zees! Between the scorching desert heat and the toll that comes with selling your soul to the highest bidder (Cindy, Satan, what’s the difference?) while trying to fend off a horseback riding hell-raiser by the initials J.D. Hayworth, John McCain can hardly remember anything these days, let alone his actual media-given name, John “Maverick” […] Human contradiction and newest superstar addition to CNN’s savvy news team of teenage Twitterbugs, anonymous bloggers, and painfully awkward adults pretending to be tech-savvy tweens, former Red-State blogger Erick Erickson is so beyond excited to join the most trusted name in news, that he’s willing to distance himself from every insane, rambling, incoherent statement he’s […] If you’re like every other warm-blooded, sentient being living on this swirling blue third planet from the sun, your natural reaction to hearing the news(?) that wandering snow grifter Sarah Palin and old school heartthrob LL Cool J would be sitting down together to talk about the Barracuda’s brilliant new Fox News show, Real […] |
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